Fundie basic training - Angel Heaven

Evangelism takes many forms. The one I find most objectionable is when they focus on children. Their "Hook them young" marketing strategy is just creepy. I would rather teach my kids how to think. Angel Heaven - Unique Christian gifts for Kids, is a classic example example of Christian propoganda mixed with crass commercialism.

Angel Heaven(TM) World stands apart with its entertaining and wholesome online neighborhood where kids (ages 3-11) can help their angels earn wings, fly & chat in a safe and secure Angel Heaven(TM) park, play online games with the many characters of Angel Heaven(TM) and Shop for guardian angel dolls and other Angel Heaven(TM) creations. The site can also help kids learn basic skills like memory building, reading and creative thinking in a safe, secure web environment. In 2009, AngelHeaven(TM)World.com will be adding Angel Heaven cartoons, books and more!

for just $34.95 you can start you child on the path to fundiehood. But that's not all, if you act now, your child will get his or her own angel doll. What are you waiting for?

Excuse me, I need to vomit.