An odd bit of e-mail

I get a lot of odd e-mail. This came in yesterday.

Here's why you will burn in Hell for eternity minus one (because only heaven is infinitely long).  The word atheist is a sin, because it's "i" before "e" except after "c" and when sounded as "a" like in neighbor and weigh.  If only atheist was spelled correctly all atheists might be lounging in clouds wearing white togas, right?  Missed it by that much, ninety-nine (remember Maxwell Smart?)

I normally don’t write back. But I’m temped to write Flexcrush1 and ask what the hell he has been smoking.