I was standing in line at Borders today when I noticed Archangel Oracle Cards on display for sale in the impulse buy section. I read the box.
Archangels are very powerful, wise, and loving guides who can motivate and heal you in miraculous ways. This deck of 45 oracle cards by Doreen Virtue will familiarize you with the 15 archangels, give you messages from them, help you to invoke them, and answer some your important life questions. You'll learn how to give an accurate archangel reading for yourself and others with the help of the enclosed guidebook.
What kind of person would by this complete crap?