I like beards. I 
Always have and I always will. My beard is thick, bushy, bright red (well... fading red anyhow), and in need of trim. I like it that way. Plus, I don't have to shave as much. It's all good.
But I can honestly say, I really don't like any of these beards. Well ok, maybe I like the one on the left here, but I'm heavily influenced by his sign.
