Thursday, March 03, 2005

Obsession, mine and their's

I hate Hummers. They are big ugly bricks on wheels. At 8 miles per gallon, with the ability to drive over traffic, and the ultimate look-at-me expression of self-indulgent obsession, hummers disserve their negative reputation. Of course, I have my own obsession; I flip and shoot every time I get a chance.


passthebread said...

'splain me. If one Alpha male is upset because another alpha male (with a bigger automobile) for showing total disregard for others in typical alpha male fashion, then what ought a good alpha male to do?
A: curse and swear and throw a fit.

Anonymous said...

One cannot explain the ways of an Alpha male to a gamma male, just as an eagle cannot explain soaring to a swine.

Johnny Crow said...

I am the Alpha and the Omega. Beginning and End. Without me there is nothing.


anyway, I hate H2's but I really liked the origional Hummers with the armor plating and desert body paint. I mean unless its useful then why do you need it, right?

Anonymous said...

I agree!!!! The new ones are peaces of shit and the old ones are the shits. I i had to choose between cutting my balls off and buying a new hummer, well lets just say i'm going to be crying in a very high voice. If i was in charge of designing the new hummers, i would either build them the way the first ones were build and if i was ordered to build them the way that they are now, i would build them with a bomb so that the 100th time they are started, KA BOOOOOM!!!! HAHAHA I rule and everyone who buyes a new hummer should die.

P.S. BUSH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

YEah No shit bush sucks