I report on weird stuff. Religion brings out the worst in people, but few stories rival this one for weirdness.
In Brazil, a pastor was giving blessings to his flock with Sacred Milk. The paster used his divinely blessed member to anoint believers with the holy substance. Pastor Sobrino Valdeci Picanto was caught in the act of anointing a shop keeper who was promised more sales if she went through the ritual.
Okay… Picanto's sacred member is his penis and his sacred mild is his sperm. He claims he ran into Jesus in a brothel and…
Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’
I am not creative enough to make this stuff up.
“Often, after worship, Pastor Valdecir take us to some of the funds back to the church and asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation”.
And of course, Valdecir had plenty of followers. What is up with that?