Saturday, June 02, 2012

Pastor Wolford nominated for Darwin Award

Yep! A snake handling pastor died from a snakebite during a church service. Pastor Mark Wolford was handling his rattlesnake when it bit him.
"I am looking for a great time this Sunday," Wolford wrote May 22, according to the Washington Post. "It is going to be a homecoming like the old days. Good 'ole raised in the holler or mountain ridge running, Holy Ghost-filled speaking-in-tongues sign believers."
Robin Vanover, Wolford's sister, told the Washington Post that 30 minutes into the outdoor service, Wolford passed around a poisonous timber rattlesnake, which eventually bit him.
Read more: 'Serpent-Handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite
He died like his father before him; in an utterly senseless attempt to prove his faith to an uncaring and nonexistent God.
I’ll leave bit of idiocy this here…
"He lived 101/2 hours," Wolford told the Washington Post Magazine. "When he got bit, he said he wanted to die in the church. Three hours after he was bitten, his kidneys shut down. After a while, your heart stops. I hated to see him go, but he died for what he believed in

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That last bit about how he died for what he believed in was priceless. Perhaps it will serve as an example for others.
It seems like living for what you believe in is, gee, I dunno...better. Awesome joe,

Kriss
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Hitchenchild · 673 weeks ago

This is how we weed out the unworthy........
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Hitchenchild · 673 weeks ago

These people should keep their snakes in their tighty-whities............ closer to their brains!
I can't think of a more deserving candidate.
This story really highlights the insanity of religious belief. Kriss makes a great point above. How about we live for what we believe in? The curious thing is that this was to be a demonstration of his faith...looks like he failed. I don't see anyone talking about that...

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