Does defrocking hurt? No? Then why is Catholic priest Charles Kavanagh shown crying after he was defrocked by a Church tribunal? Buck up pedopriest, your new life as 73-year-old unemployed child molester awaits. What does a washed up priest who was cast away from his church like so much trash have to look forward too? A greeter at Wal-Mart maybe? How would that interview work?
“So, I see you used to be a Catholic priest, can you tell me why you are no longer working as a priest?”
“I was sacked for buggering children”, replies Kavanagh.
“Right, can you start Monday?”
If you can’t tell, I’m not really a fan of Wal-Mart either.