Near miss for the Antichrist

Sandra Clanton attacked the physical manifestation of the Antichrist last week. We are just now learning the facts, but apparently the Antichrist was in the form a nine-month-old infant boy at the time of the attack and unable to defend himself. Clanton bashed his head in a sink and used a butcher knife to attempt murder. I am happy to report that the Antichrist injuries were superficial and he is resting peacefully protected my his Baptists minions. Clanton was hurried off to a mental institution.

Clanton, who had been held since the stabbing in a locked psychiatric facility, was ordered jailed on $2 million bail.

The enemies of the Antichrist are everywhere. We must be vigilant.

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