The Vatican issued a document claiming that Catholic church is the only true church.
It says although Orthodox churches are true churches, they are defective because they do not recognize the primacy of the Pope.
"It follows that these separated churches and communities, though we believe they suffer from defects, are deprived neither of significance nor importance in the mystery of salvation," it said.
All you other churches are just posers. What are you waiting for? Give up your perverse and misguided Christian sect and bow to the primacy of the Pope. It seem just as absurd to me as it does to you. Why just last week I had a Mormon missionary tell me that his Church was the only true church. Who am I to believe?