Monday, February 23, 2009

Cardinals turn on Pope Invisible

The slaughter was horrible....

Cardinals turn on Pope Invisible

The Pope’s daily routine, as described by Vatican insiders, is being blamed for a series of blunders that have prompted a rare show of dissent from exasperated cardinals. Critics claim he is leading the church and its 1.2 billion faithful like a monarch cut off from the world outside his palace windows, helped only by loyal but inept advisers.

That's what the world needs, an out-of-touch, cloistered, influential, hater. Can you imagine another world leader running a nation without listening to his nation’s citizens? Oh wait, we just did 8 years of Bush. What was I thinking?

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heheh... well, if a Cardinal is called "Prince of the Church", doesn't that make the pope "the King?"

And since none of his1.2 billion catholic "subjects" voted for this asshat, and he was instead appointed, in secret, as the successor to the "throne" , by the college of cardinals, aka Princes of the Church.. .WELL FUCK YEAH HE'S A MONARCH!!!! What did they expect?

Maybe they should consider giving out 1.2 billion absentee ballots next time. And maybe they should consider an impeachment process.

But hey, considering the Vatican has the lowest age of consent , 12 yrs old, on the entire continent, I don't suppose they are going to start being progressive any time soon.
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Right. Let's start a "Vote for the Pope" campaign.
At least the Catholic Church doesn't have a de jure army ...

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