Sunday, March 25, 2007

I will take your literature and give it to my master

I found a humors guide to getting rid of Jehovah's Witnesses.  I have my own methods. Usually I just tell them I'm an atheist and they walk away. If they happen to piss me off, like they do when they knock on my door at 8:00 AM on a Saturday morning, I'll answer the door with a grumpy smile. I'll ask them to give me a second or two to "take care of something important". And then I'll leave them standing on my doorstep for 10 minutes or more. I figure if they waste my time, I can waste theirs.

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Danny Haszard said...

Up close and personal Jehovah's Witnesses can be wolves in sheep's clothing.

Think about this-When the devil comes knocking on your door he may not have the 'dark goth look'.They could be smartly dressed and wielding the Christian Bible.

The central core dogma of the Watchtower is Jesus second coming (invisibly) in 1914 and is a lie.Jehovah's Witnesses are a spin-off of the man made Millerite movement of 1840.

A destructive cult of false teachings, that frequently result in spiritual and psychological abuse, as well as needless deaths (bogus blood transfusion ban).

Yes,you can 'check out anytime you want but you can never leave',because they can and will hold your family hostage.

Jehovah's Witnesses are often a mouth that prays a hand that kills.The Watchtower is a truly Orwellian world.
Danny Haszard EXJehovah's Witness X 33 years and 3rd generation

beepbeepitsme said...

I do what my mother always did. Tell them that I am catholic. Experience has led me to believe that they are more frigntened of catholics than anyone else.

David W. said...

I always figured this line would be a good response, but I haven't had any come to my door to try it on:

Jehovah's Witness: We have a message from God. May we come in?
Me: Actually I was just stepping into the shower. [inviting grin] Want to join me?

Anonymous said...

The Danny Haszard Cult now has a few followers.
Danny has adopted the universal cult-leader stance of presenting himself as both a victim, and a type of

savior showing the way to salvation. He is of course successful with only those who reject an honest

investigation and give themselves over to the control and teachings of someone who teaches hate.
These traits, of being a victim and a leader intensely interested in saving others, are of course at the very

essence of Cults and their delusional leaders.
Though offering a pretense of help, however, his offering lacks conciliatory and genuine assistance to

Jehovah's Witnesses, fellow "victims" for whom surely he must hold some kind of good intent.... But, no,

he sadly and pathetically just tries to create separation and anger, tries to divide families, tries to destroy

happiness, and teaches a withdrawing from and a rejection of the accepted freedoms of speech of our

He suppresses the truth in favor of his own vitriolic hate. His efforts are reflective of a perception of

personal grandeur and a fixation on his own self-worth.
Also a trait of Cult leaders, Danny lacks the fortitude and purpose in life to accomplish good for himself

and others without needing the adulation of others he can dupe. Cult leaders need to build their own self

-esteem and to feed their own personal aggrandisement, and to strengthen their own wobbly beliefs by

grasping for the approval of followers. Anger is so often a front for fear and weakness. It is the weak

person, usually accompanied by weak reasoning, who turns from truth and uses anger and fear as a

motivator. Those similarly inclined or susceptible become followers of cult leaders like Danny Haszard.
He has actually made himself more of a slave to the Watchtower than he ever was as a member - he is

addicted to his fears and anger, addicted to attacking, delusional as to the success of his efforts to tear

down the faith of others, and uses hate as a tool to appeal to those similarly lacking in faith, or honesty, or

dignity, or self-worth, or personal esteem.
Remarkably his entire purpose in life in now linked to a preoccupation with the Watchtower.
This cultish behavior includes efforts to drawing off a following for himself....He has set himself up as an

authority figure who works hard to attract followers.
This is the new Danny Haszard Cult.

Danny Haszard said...


Who's Danny Haszard?

Stalking Jehovah's Witnesses trolls just eaten up with jealousy over Danny Haszard
Troll flamebaiters--Your notions though many are not worth a penny When it gets down to facts, the apologist does not respond back, everything about the Jehovah's Witnesses troll is deception because you are a supremacist cult who feel no need to be truthful with unbelievers who are all,"gonna die at armageddon anyway".

This is the Jehovah's Witnesses troll IP address
Aurora, CO

Anonymous said...


The following website summarizes over 315 U.S. court cases and lawsuits affecting children of Jehovah's Witness Parents, including 100+ cases where the JW Parents refused to consent to life-saving blood transfusions for their dying children:


The following website summarizes over 285 lawsuits filed by Jehovah's Witnesses against their Employers, and/or incidents involving problem JW Employees: