Thursday, April 07, 2005

Michael Jackson suicide watch

If I were Michael Jackson and a fromer employee had just said Michael Jackson Had Oral Sex with Boy, I might not be in the right frame of mind to get up and smell the daisies tomorrow. After all, this freak show trial is painting a disturbing picture of Jackson's sexual proclivities for those few fans who still believe his innocence. Jackson might be better off if the court ordered 7/24 preventive monitoring in case he becomes suicidal. Jackson must stay healthy to fully appreciate the 10 years he will be incarcerated in Pelican Bay State Prison, which for the uninitiated, is considered hell on earth for those blessed with residency

I guess I've made up my mind.