Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Dance Dance Resurrection - the perfect Christian Xmas gift!

Dance Dance Resurrection - A new Concept in Christian Electronic Entertainment Where can I get one of these? A Christian version of Dance Dance Revolution complete with "Christian Backmasking", "Alpha Stimulation", and "wholesome music", so that our young people can grow up right.

I love the dance pad, it's an INRI cross. And then there is what happens when you reach perfection. Dance well, and you will recieve the love of our lord Jesus Christ into your life, dance poorly and it's straight to the fiery pits of hell!

Oh man, whoever thought of this is going to get some very special mail.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think it might be a can't be real product......