Monday, May 09, 2016

Pastor dumbass

Pastor Alvin Weasel was arrested for brining a loaded gun to the airport. It was his second arrest for the same offense.
Weasel said that he has asked God why he made this mistake a second time. 
“Perhaps he’s trying to use this so others can learn from my mistake and then perhaps he’s using this to teach me, so that something worse wouldn’t happen,” he said.  
Source: Nebraska pastor arrested for bringing a loaded gun to the airport - twice.
Really? Did God do this to you or did you do this to yourself? Does God really control your life to the extent that he makes you forget about a loaded gun that you apparently carry with you everyplace you go? Does that even make sense? Here is a solution. Set an iPhone reminder to check your gun each time you arrive at destination airport.

Dumbass…

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Jack 119p · 467 weeks ago

I think I liked it better when they used to blame "the devil" whenever they did something stupid.
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Mojoey 107p · 466 weeks ago

I find the “god is using me” line the height of narcissism.
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deleted8470268 143p · 466 weeks ago

Why does a man of God need too carry a gun in the first place is the question? Dose he have so little faith that his God will protect him? And if he is assaulted, and killed then that would be Gods will. Is he trying to thwart the will of God? And what would he do with this gun? Kill somebody? Even though his God tells him "Thou Shall not Kill." as part of his holy Commandments? "Return not evil with evil'" ( J.C.) WTF ! Christian Faith; The biggest lie of all.

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