Monday, October 20, 2014

Got to love them nutballs

Religious nutters are always entertaining.

Woman arrested claiming Jesus Christ will pay her restaurant tab…  with cash!

"When asked about her husband, she told them she was legally married to Jesus Christ, but had no marriage license. She also told management that Jesus would be able to walk in and produce U.S. currency to pay for her bill. "

(Via. KSWO.com)

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I know it's bad for non-doctors to diagnose mental disorders remotely, but as far as the details are available this really does sound EXACTLY like one of the cases recounted by the late neurologist Harold Klawans in his book Trials Of An Expert Witness. (Except that in the case he described, the woman was "stealing" clothing instead. I put that in quotation marks because, as described, she didn't do anything furtive, just went into stores, picked up the things she wanted, and walked right out.) (Oh, and if I recall correctly, she believed she was the queen of Chicago, and that she was about to give birth to a son — which would have indeed been miraculous because she was not in fact pregnant. Fortunately, after repeatedly trying to sue her doctors for literally nonexistent crimes — such as claiming that they had caused birth defects in her non-existent children — her family finally realized that she was mentally unstable and got her to start taking her medication again, and the claims all dissolved. Let's hope, if this woman is really crazy as well that she gets treatment.)

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