At times I feel like a comedy writer, but I can't make this stuff up.
The Catholic Archdiocese of Detroit has indefinitely suspended the pastor of Sacred Heart Parish in Dearborn after he was arrested last week on suspicion of drunken driving.
According to the archdiocese, the Rev. Petroske was not wearing any clothes when he was arrested.
If it were just drunk driving, I would not pay any attention. Indecent exposure is another story. Why was he nude anyway? Who goes nude driving these days? I thought that was a 60s thing.