Deep Thoughts: Do you want some cheese with that whine?

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Do you want some cheese with that whine?

Pastor Grant Storms sees the end clearly now. After a life spend spewing hate in the name of Jesus, he’s been caught with his hand down his pants. Oddly enough, the future looks like the end of shotgun barrel. I hope they have him on suicide watch.

His apology rings true but his explanation sounds like a man who was caught masturbating.

“I want to apologize deeply for my inappropriate, sinful actions,” Storms told on looking reporters and photographers. As he choked up, Storms asked for forgiveness.

He admitted that he was in the park in a work van, that he had his seat reclined with pants open and that he had his hand in his underwear, but he said he was not masturbating.

So… he was in his van, near a playground, with his pants open and hand in his underwear, and this was after watching pornography. But – he says he was not masturbating. I just does not sound true. Not one bit. Poor guy. Nobody will believe him.

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alanamanton 40p · 738 weeks ago

No one will believe him because he's lying.

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Baconsbud 96p · 738 weeks ago

I figure by coming forward quickly this will blow over and most will forget what he did. Once the media gets this type of comment on air they tend to ignore the event. His sheep will just lie to themselves that it was the devil and that he has overcome it, making this a win for their god.

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deleted8470268 143p · 738 weeks ago

Never is it a win,when mankind is led by a non-existent Shepard . Time for the sheep to wake up ! the WOLF is at the door,and it is they themselves .The Sleepers must awaken!

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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago

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deleted8470268 143p · 738 weeks ago

ALRIGHT ! SOME DUNE FANS !

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Josh · 738 weeks ago

i almost hate coming to read your blog... new news that i wish not hear of.

But love the incite have showed this blog to numerous people and everyone is competely stunned to see the sheer number of these creeps out there...

keep up the good work.... http://indepth7.blogspot.com/

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john_poson26 93p · 738 weeks ago

What a great life this deluded moron had – he was making good money doing landscaping most of the week, and getting paid for preaching hatred to the ignorant on Sundays – and just like we have seen, in all of these other preaching idiots and fucking morons, who also preach hate about gays, they always have something sick and twisted on their own sexual plate. This guy likes masturbating, as he watches the little kiddy's play. And they always blame their “shortcomings” on “porn”- I just wonder, just what kind of porn that he had been watching at home, kiddy porn maybe?

His ignorant sheep, will in fact forgive this sick fucking moron, and they will say that he just needs to get closer to “jesus.” Repent and all will be forgiven: “Baaaa, Baaaa, Baaaa, fucking Baaaa”

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