Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Do you want some cheese with that whine?

Pastor Grant Storms sees the end clearly now. After a life spend spewing hate in the name of Jesus, he’s been caught with his hand down his pants. Oddly enough, the future looks like the end of shotgun barrel. I hope they have him on suicide watch.

His apology rings true but his explanation sounds like a man who was caught masturbating.

“I want to apologize deeply for my inappropriate, sinful actions,” Storms told on looking reporters and photographers. As he choked up, Storms asked for forgiveness.

He admitted that he was in the park in a work van, that he had his seat reclined with pants open and that he had his hand in his underwear, but he said he was not masturbating.

So… he was in his van, near a playground, with his pants open and hand in his underwear, and this was after watching pornography. But – he says he was not masturbating. I just does not sound true. Not one bit. Poor guy. Nobody will believe him.