Pastor David Morris things we are all idiots. He actually wants us to think a 12-year-old girl mistook a banana (in his pocket) for his erect penis.
The pastor, at Carmarthen Evangelical Church in west Wales, said he was in the habit of putting a banana in his pocket and it was possible the youngster had accidentally felt it.
Prosecutor Geraint Walters QC told the court: "He said one thing he would do from time to time was to carry a banana in his trouser pocket.
"He said it's possible that is what the girl mistook for his erect penis."
Excuse me here… but who the fuck puts a banana in their pocket? It would be smashed to paste the moment he sat down. Jebus what a dumbass. Maybe the banana are really small in Wales?
Morris is the pastor at Carmarthen Evangelical Church in west Wales.