Pastor David Morris things we are all idiots. He actually wants us to think a 12-year-old girl mistook a banana (in his pocket) for his erect penis.
The pastor, at Carmarthen Evangelical Church in west Wales, said he was in the habit of putting a banana in his pocket and it was possible the youngster had accidentally felt it.
Prosecutor Geraint Walters QC told the court: "He said one thing he would do from time to time was to carry a banana in his trouser pocket.
"He said it's possible that is what the girl mistook for his erect penis."
Excuse me here… but who the fuck puts a banana in their pocket? It would be smashed to paste the moment he sat down. Jebus what a dumbass. Maybe the banana are really small in Wales?
Morris is the pastor at Carmarthen Evangelical Church in west Wales.
4 comments:
Ever thought about doing a google map of the sexual predator pastors and priests?
According to the victim, the same pastor also took her and her sister to a pub before underwear shopping.
Perhaps he thought they were Mormons.
Did he think he was Ray Comfort or something?
What didn't you know it is so easy to put a banana in a pocket. Wow and I thought most pastors had a bit of an education but to use this as an excuse doesn't say much for him.
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