Sunday, October 18, 2009

The cake is a lie

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The cake is a lie, a quote from the game Portal, is a perfect metaphor for religion, particularly the Catholic faith. Nearly everything promised you in this life is the result of corrupt men who use the cake as a means to control your life. I see the corrupt part of religion every day as I read stories of hypocrisy large and small.  For Catholics, the cake is supported by a global business as cutthroat as any other business fighting for survival in a competitive global economy. When a risk is identified, they move to protect the business and screw the cake eaters. Their motto is protect the cake. Take the case of Father Henry Willenborg who betrayed his own vows to father a child with a woman seeking his guidance.

Ms. Bond separated from her husband, and for the next five years she and the priest, the Rev. Henry Willenborg, carried on an intimate relationship, according to interviews and court documents. In public, they were both leaders in their Catholic community in Quincy, Ill. In private they functioned like a married couple, sharing a bed, meals, movie nights and vacations with the children.

The Catholic church hid the relationship for over 20 years. They allowed Willenborg to function as a priest without telling the cake eaters that his cakes were fake. The denied the child a father and protected the priest from living up to his responsibilities. When the child became sick they fought to keep the case from the press and to deny the son the care he desirved. Of course, all of this changed once the NY Times ran the story. As soon as the cake eaters read about the cake makers, they suspended the baker for the good of the cake. What assholes.

The bishop said he had been warned by Father Willenborg’s superiors that The Times would report that Father Willenborg had fathered a son. But he said he decided to suspend the priest after reading accusations in the article that the priest encouraged the woman to have an abortion the first time she became pregnant by him, and had sex with another woman who was young enough to be in high school.

Listen cake eaters, home made pie is better.

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That really is a good metaphor for religion!
I can see why people of religion have to have the blinders on all the time. If they really look within theirselves they will find much that doesn't fit with what they claim they are.
While I agree with you, I don't think that the phrase "the cake is a lie" was ever actually in Portal. I'm not certain as it's been a while since I've played it, but I think that was just a meme that has developed from the game. Like I said, though, it's been a while.
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Yes, I've played Portal through about three times now. Wicked game, and a great comparison to religion, Mojoey.
I used the same metaphor myself some time ago in this post:

http://ecstathy.blogspot.com/2009/05/infinite-cak...
Actually, come to think of it, a few days ago I saw a comedian on TV use cake metaphor as well - he referred to "sky-cake". Googling, it looks like his name is Patton Oswalt.
Come on, you don't have to single out a religion like that. It's sad to say, but corruption is evident everywhere we look. Stories like this greatly upset me, and it hurts to think that people like him hold positions of theological authority. We, the religious who you shun, are just like you. We are the main ones who are skeptical at times, but we hold firm to some belief that our existence isn't just a near-infinite amount of cosmic coincidences. We are the ones trying to look past what is right in front of our faces, yet we are closed-minded? Just some cake for thought...
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Ask yourself this if you think you are really open minded. What I see as proof that my beliefs are true, can other religions use that same type proof to show their religion as the one true one?
If anything it is an allegory to abortion. The cake with one candle? The cake is a lie? 8 out of 10 doctors do not think the companion cube experiences pain? Or the end song "Still Alive", listen to the lyrics!

I highly recommend that you all watch "silent scream" on you tube.

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