Sunday, September 20, 2009

Take your clothes off slowly

Wait for it… A Catholic Priest stands accused of fathering a child with a former Miami stripper.

The woman, Beatrice Hernandez, told CBS4 News that she was a dancer at a Miami strip club, Porky's. She said she met Father David Dueppen at that strip club and started a relationship shortly thereafter.

Nothing new here, an ugly stripper falls for a Catholic Priest. They have a baby together. The church pays hush money. Eventually the mother goes back to stripping, has a violent run in with the priest, files a restraining order… oh hell, just watch the friggen video.

Catholics create a lot of opportunities for my blog. I guess it has always been so, I’ve just never paid attention.

Hat Tip: Sean Prophet