I thought I was reading the Onion. A pastor in Tea, South Dakota wants to open a youth center at his church. The only problem is that pastor Joe Panaia is a registered sex offender. He's also found Jesus, so nobody need worry. After all, he did all the sex offending and other criminal activity way back before he became a Christian. I mean, we all know that pastors would never molest a child. Right?
Residents of Tea – first change your city’s name, then repeat after me, “Hell no!” While you are at it, stop by the hardware store and get some tar and feathers.
Pastor Joe Panaia has a website. It is called Bridging the Gap Ministries. It is a church where sex offenders and children can feel the love of Christ in the privacy of a new youth center. I don’t think this is a good idea. Do you? Tell him what you think. Pastor Joe’s email address is bridgingthegap@knology.net.
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Rox1SMF 42p · 829 weeks ago
Oh, and preferably NOT sex offenders... but that's really asking a bit much from people who spend so much time thinking about how filthy humans are for having sexual feelings, and how easily the blood of Christ can make them "new" again. It's all right there in the Book, right?
mikespeir · 829 weeks ago
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a pressing date with the Porcelain God.