This sticker reads, “Give Jesus and chance, he died for the Opportunity.”
People ask me about my fascination with bumper stickers. I usually respond with a combination of sarcasm or anger. As in… perhaps it should read, “I’ll give you $100 for your soul.” And… why the hell are these idiots putting this stuff in my face? I’ve been trying to design my own for a few weeks now. Something like, “I don’t care what you believe” feels about right.