I cannot make this stuff up. Hobert Wayne Bryant is the long time pastor at Rocky Branch Baptist Church and allegedly an armed robber too.
Hobert Wayne Bryant, 55, of North Marye Lane, Luray, entered the Dollar General store in the Woodstock Shopping Center wearing a blue coat, dark knit hat and sunglasses on the day of the robbery, according to police. He approached a store clerk, police said, displayed a gun and demanded the contents of the cash register. As he fled the scene, witnesses were able to note the description of the suspects vehicle.
What the heck was this guy thinking? Armed robbery for a couple of hundred dollars? If you are willing to take the risk - go big.