Thursday, July 05, 2007

best straight line ever

Pastor John Willie Knight was arrested for allegedly stealing $3,000 from Samuel Manley. Knight was hired to replace Manley's roof. He took the money but never started the job. Knight is the pastor of William Memorial Church of God. The St. Petersburg police offer this sage advice.

...you should check a contractor’s background before signing a contract, and put down as little money up front as possible.

Knight has been charged with grand theft, I think this qualifies him for membership in the Pastors Gone Wild club.