Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Rupture the Rapture

A new blog joined the Atheist Blogroll today, Rupture the Rapture. He scored some points right off - he thinks Pat Roberson is a nutball, and so do I.

Pat Robertson: What a Guy!!!

Pat robertson has made his predictions for 2007 after his tete-a-tete with the godster. The big guy related to good ole' pat that a bunch of us are going to die this year via some type of terrorist attack on our soil. God, being the sly devil he is, wouldn't divulge anything further except to say that it will probably be later in the year. So, I guess we can relax through spring and into summer. College kids can still get stinko and screwed at their all important post winter rituals in Florida and the Caribbean. The rest of us should be able to get a handle on that pesky crab grass and perhaps get in a few rounds of golf, (thank god!,) Then, we'd better start upping the terrorist alert level toward the crimson end of the spectrum, and stock up on batteries, plastic and duct tape. The lord of lords wouldn't even tell patty cake what kind of attack it will be. Nuclear? Biological? Tribbles? He knows how to keep us on the edge of our proverbial seats, doesn't he?

Read it all - it's good.

 

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