Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Kansas Board of Ed Bans All Theories From Classroom

I love satire, I really do!

Among the theories besides evolution that would be eliminated from the curriculum by the Kansas Board of Education's ruling are the theories of gravity, special and general relativity, quantum mechanics, acoustic theory, plate tectonics, algorithmic information theory, computation theory, graph theory, number theory, and probability theory. Critical theory and literary theory would also be banished, effectively removing virtually all books from the curriculum as well.

1 comment:

Johnny Crow said...

life is nothing but theory and speculation...