A friend brought a good article about Firpo Carr to my attention. It seems Robert Chalmers interviewed Carr for The Independent in July of 2004. My favorite quote from the article is this:
(Carr referring to Michael Jackson)
"Michael is the quintessence of innocence," says Carr. "If Jesus were here today, given how much he loved children, then - if the authorities had wanted to get him on something - probably they would have charged Jesus Christ as well"
I'm not sure of the logic here - it's just plain wrong.