Deep Thoughts: Rapture bingo

Friday, May 20, 2011

Rapture bingo

I can see it now - May 22 rolls around and Harold Camping will have some explaining to do. I’m going to use this handy dandy rapture bingo card to keep score. My guess for his excuse: “There are people still to be saved.”

And while we are on the subject, Harold Camping is an ass. He prediction scared the crap out of my niece. I’m my book fear mongering is uncool. In is book its de rigueur. I hope to meet the man one day so I can tell him what I think to his face.

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deleted8470268 143p · 725 weeks ago

I would love to be there to see that myself Mojoey ! Some of the other excuses. 1. I was mistakenly using last years calendar .2. I had a bad reaction to my meds when I said that. 3.Pat Roberson said God told him to tell me the Date .4. Satan made me do it .5. OK I lied about the whole thing, I'm a christian Preacher that's what we do best ! 6. I just wanted to have Sunday off. 7.I plead the 5th amendment. 8. What April 1st ? Guess I look silly now ? 9.It did not happen because 99% of Christians are wankers ,and #10 O, it happened alright it's just that Gods measure of who going to heaven is so high that basically no one is getting in. Like he would admit that ?

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Christopher · 725 weeks ago

Dammit sbj! I cannot think of more witty justifications. Oh well, looks like I will have to wait for the next failed prediction to put my stamp of comedy on history.

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deleted8470268 143p · 725 weeks ago

Come on I"m sure everyone could come up with more. Even though Mojoey got the best one.

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Baconsbud 96p · 725 weeks ago

I just wish there was some way to wake up the ones that have basically ruined their lives because they believe him. I am betting it will be an excuse like our prayers have convinced god to give us more time to save souls and we need more money from you to do it.

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deleted8470268 143p · 725 weeks ago

Good one Baconsbud ! "We need more money " to bring on the end of the world . I wish we could get everyone to play Mojoey's Rapture Bingo !

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repeatchilli 45p · 725 weeks ago

The thing is, this isn't the first time Camping has made a prediction like this. I'm hoping that he and his "followers" don't all go Jonestown out of a fanaticism to believe in what he's spouting off about.

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Baconsbud 96p · 725 weeks ago

I very much doubt they will as a group. Suicide is a very big no no within christianity and most denominations I know of make sure their sheeples know it.

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