Saturday, July 17, 2010

I have bees

Bee_Swarm

I’m not sure who I pissed off, but somebody gave me the gift of a bee swarm above my front door. Ok, perhaps nobody sent a curse my way, but bees?  They’ve been camped in the same spot for 3 days. I plan to give them until Sunday, and then it’s the power washer with soap!

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MiykaelPoly · 772 weeks ago

try tobacco smoke, or any smoke in general. Considering how bees are vanishing from the world they are too precious to be harmed.
1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
I'm sure my wife will buy that excuse for me smoking a cigar. I'll give it a try.
Actually, you should call a local beekeeper. They can come out and capture them, and get them back to a hive where they belong. It looks like this group swarmed away from their hive, then decided to camp out with you.

Don't spray them!!!
1 reply · active 772 weeks ago
Definitely call a local beekeeper or even local pest control, most keep a list of beekeepers who would love to catch that swarm. Just did a quick search and looks like there might be a Swarm Removal service near you. http://www.queenbeeremoval.com/
Have you been overly tolerant of "the homosexual lifestyle?" According to San Diego's own James Hartline, that could explain why the bees have come for you.
1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
LOL I didn't connect these two post until your comment but love it.
I agree with the beekeeper! Honeybees have been dying all over the world, we need as many of them as we can keep! Please don't kill these off until you've at least called a beekeeper!
This is clearly the first of many plagues to befall Mojoey for his heathen ways. Don't be surprised if at his next disc golf outting he is swarmed by locusts.
REPENT!!
1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
I think next plauge was heat stroke. It was friggen hot yesterday.
Try, making honey!!! Maybe God is getting back!!!
Well, $175 later and half a day off from work and I can report that the bees were safely vacuumed up and relocated to a new local. I'm not bitter...

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