Sunday, November 23, 2008

Fundie Sticker #3

Give Jesus a chance This sticker reads, “Give Jesus and chance, he died for the Opportunity.”

People ask me about my fascination with bumper stickers. I usually respond with a combination of sarcasm or anger. As in… perhaps it should read, “I’ll give you $100 for your soul.” And… why the hell are these idiots putting this stuff in my face? I’ve been trying to design my own for a few weeks now. Something like, “I don’t care what you believe” feels about right.

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Michael · 855 weeks ago

To theose Krixstain A-holes....Suck my balls... they're hanging there for a reason!
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rhyddid · 855 weeks ago

I saw one the other day that would be perfect for you: "Insert Inane Statement of Overbearing Dogma Here"
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Debbie · 855 weeks ago

Guess you've seen the one, "I won't think in your church if you won't pray in my schools." Being a mom, that's my favorite.
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Scott Andersen 12p · 854 weeks ago

“Give Jesus a chance, he died for the Opportunity.”

He's had 2000 years. That's more of a chance than anyone else in all of history has been given.
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Rev. BigDumbChimp · 854 weeks ago

In asheville NC I once saw this sticker.

"God is my co-pilot and we're cruising for pussy"

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