I like beards

I like beards. I Always have and I always will. My beard is thick, bushy, bright red (well... fading red anyhow), and in need of trim. I like it that way. Plus, I don't have to shave as much. It's all good.

But I can honestly say, I really don't like any of these beards.  Well ok, maybe I like the one on the left here, but I'm heavily influenced by his sign.