OK - whatever. They cannot afford a church of their own, so the hold services at my old High School while giving away a car and a few Wii's. Well... I'm not ever going back to High School - not even on Easter, nor am I giving up valuable marketing information. I plan on sleeping in.
Oh my gosh - they are even having a free pancake breakfast at my old church. This is getting weird. I bet I know these people.
I'm starting to hear the theme for the twilight zone playing in the background, no wait, it is the Simpsons.
Funny about that. I heard the nusic from P.T. Barnum's Circus playing in the background.
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ReplyDeleteHoly Crap, or Holy Late Model. The Churches in your neighborhood are bringin' it weird!
ReplyDeleteLeads one to wonder whether it would be worthwhile to try to educate Xians by holding evolution/science lectures with free car giveaways for attendance.
ReplyDeleteThanks for continuing to spread the word for us!
ReplyDeleteDavid Trotter
Revolution Church
www.iNeedARevolution.com
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