The Las Vegas Weekend

I have only a few words to say about this weekend’s bachelor party in Las Vegas - I will never ever drink tequila again. Of course, I said the same thing in 1986.... It only took me 20 friggen years to drink more than a single shot of the poisonous stuff. – Never again! I’m off tequila.

Here is a hot tip for when you drink tequila and get hungry – no matter what you eat, you must be prepared for what can happen when and if you drink too much. For me, too much was more than one and less than… oh hell, I can’t really remember. I have learned that it is better to skip the Nathan’s hot dog with onions. Oh god, what was I thinking?

Mojoey’s Deep Thoughts for the week – Tequila and Hot Dogs = BAD.