I saw five ducks on the way to bank the other day. They were in the parking lot of a cheap Chinese restaurant I frequent. I thought, wow, bad place to stop for a break. It was early, nobody was around, I could help these duck. I jumped out of my truck to shoo the ducks away - they attacked me instead. I jumped back into my truck and then tried to run them over. The police officer thought I was nuts, I explained that ducks give me nightmares. The police officer thought I was nuts. I ate Chinese food for dinner.
(No ducks were hurt in the telling of this story)
you should have had peiking duck to show them whos boss....
ReplyDeleteI like penguins... not so sure about ducks.. they tast good, and they look kinda cute... but do I really know them.. no.
I would pay to see a picture of you running away from the ducks. Did the cop want to give you a ticket for disturbing the ducks??
ReplyDeleteok - so all five duck flew up from the ground at once directly at my face - I turned away an one or two hit my back. I screamed like a little girl and ran for my truck with the little fuckers at my heals. I got in the truck and did try to run them over, but they flew away.
ReplyDeleteThe cop said "I can't give out tickets for being stupid but I wish I could, you are grown man for god's sake, they are little duck. Get a backbone." Of course, he did not realize that ducks are really evil and I was doing the lords work...
I don't know if I feel bad for the ducks or for you- it's a hilarious story. I can imagine the cop laughing at you running away from the ducks. Where is the camera when you need it? Maybe a videocamera strapped to your head (or feet, in this case)...
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