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Thursday, March 03, 2005

Obsession, mine and their's



I hate Hummers. They are big ugly bricks on wheels. At 8 miles per gallon, with the ability to drive over traffic, and the ultimate look-at-me expression of self-indulgent obsession, hummers disserve their negative reputation. Of course, I have my own obsession; I flip and shoot every time I get a chance.

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  1. 'splain me. If one Alpha male is upset because another alpha male (with a bigger automobile) for showing total disregard for others in typical alpha male fashion, then what ought a good alpha male to do?
    A: curse and swear and throw a fit.
    love
    brad

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  2. Anonymous7:33 PM

    One cannot explain the ways of an Alpha male to a gamma male, just as an eagle cannot explain soaring to a swine.

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  3. I am the Alpha and the Omega. Beginning and End. Without me there is nothing.

    HAHAHA...

    anyway, I hate H2's but I really liked the origional Hummers with the armor plating and desert body paint. I mean unless its useful then why do you need it, right?

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  4. Anonymous7:29 AM

    I agree!!!! The new ones are peaces of shit and the old ones are the shits. I i had to choose between cutting my balls off and buying a new hummer, well lets just say i'm going to be crying in a very high voice. If i was in charge of designing the new hummers, i would either build them the way the first ones were build and if i was ordered to build them the way that they are now, i would build them with a bomb so that the 100th time they are started, KA BOOOOOM!!!! HAHAHA I rule and everyone who buyes a new hummer should die.

    P.S. BUSH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Anonymous7:35 AM

    YEah No shit bush sucks

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