Mine is at best way off the mark, I mean butter-fairy! oh come on! Why not Big Christmas Pine. Trumpy Brandy Butter-Fairy is just wrong. No wonder I got lousy gifts as a child.
Okay...the name Santa knew me by as a child was Fuzzy Brandy butter-Elf. Apparently, since my marriage I have been known as Fuzzy Horny-Elf. Can't wait to tell my husband - bet he's glad I didn't keep my maiden name.
Joe my Christmas name is Lovable Nose-Helper.
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I am now known as Loveable Berry-Sprout - WTF?
ReplyDeleteFrosty Brandy butter - WTF... MIKE
ReplyDeleteMichael is Frosty Brandy butter-Cracker
ReplyDeleteFlorence is Cutie Brandy butter-Tinker
ReplyDeleteJon is Lucky Brandy butter-Fairy
ReplyDeleteAlex is Adorable Scrooge-Baubles
ReplyDeleteMine is Cutie Dancing-Noodles!
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Bob is Giggley Brandy butter-Cheeks
ReplyDeleteOkay...the name Santa knew me by as a child was Fuzzy Brandy butter-Elf. Apparently, since my marriage I have been known as Fuzzy Horny-Elf. Can't wait to tell my husband - bet he's glad I didn't keep my maiden name.
ReplyDeleteRichard's secret xmas name is Smiley Monster-Cheeks, which is very accurate!
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